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Candles, Curses, and Terrible Life Choices: An Interview with Amara of

The Crooked Candle is closed, which apparently is the only time its owner agrees to interviews. The bar is all shadowed corners and watchful candle flames, like the room itself is holding its breath to see what she’ll say. Amara sits opposite, undead and unimpressed, a glass of something that looks like whiskey and winter frost in her hand.

The candles, by the way, are listening. She swears they gossip.

Meet Amara (Reluctantly)

Q: For readers just meeting you: who are you when you’re not...

Writing Through the Dark Season: How Winter Refills a Fantasy Author’s

Winter moves differently in Chicago. The light thins out by late afternoon, the lakefront wind sharpens into something with teeth, and suddenly it feels like the world has slipped sideways into a quieter, stranger version of itself. For writers and readers who love haunted houses, sea debts, and liminal magic, this season can feel oddly familiar—and yet, the pressure to “finish the year strong” often slams straight into a brain that just wants to slow down. This post is a love letter to the...

So You Wrote a Novel and Now You’re Toast I don’t know who needs to hear

I don’t know who needs to hear this (probably you, definitely me), but: if you participated in a November writing challenge this year, you’re absolutely allowed to feel like a husk of your former self. In fact, it’s expected.

There’s something uniquely chaotic about November. All month long, it’s nothing but word sprints, caffeine-fueled bargaining, and that slow panic that settles in around Week Two when your protagonist suddenly refuses to cooperate and your plot takes a hard left turn into...

Steal This Taylor Swift Secret To Write Better Characters So, that song is

So, that song is not about an anti-hero. Well, not a classic one, anyway. But it is a masterclass in writing characters that readers will absolutely bleed for. Taylor Swift has a secret, and it isn't about creating some 'bad boy' protagonist. It’s about something way more powerful, and I'm going to show you how to steal it for your own books.

Look, for indie authors, the holy grail is a protagonist that readers connect with so deeply they feel real. We spend forever trying to make our...

The Monster Under the Desk: A Writer’s Guide to Outsmarting Imposter

I was halfway through a bestselling fantasy novel — the kind that sweeps you up like you’ve fallen straight into another world — when it happened. One minute, I was blissfully lost in the magic. The next, my brain did that rude little thing where it taps you on the shoulder and whispers:

“Okay, but why would anyone read your books when this exists?”

Ah yes. A light snack of emotional devastation to pair with my coffee.

I kept reading, of course. But now I wasn’t simply enjoying an excellent...

Your Chronotype: The Secret Plot Twist Behind Your Writing Chaos Every

Every writer has that moment — you know the one — where you sit down, open your laptop with righteous determination, and immediately lose a staring contest with your own blinking cursor.

One day, you’re a creative demigod channeling brilliance like your brain made a deal with the universe.

The next, you’re googling “Can you get a refund on adulthood?” instead of writing a sentence.

Good news: you’re not inconsistent.

You’re not undisciplined.

And you’re definitely not spiraling (okay, maybe a...

Coffee, Chaos, and NaNoWriMo: A November Diary (Days 1–18) A psychothriller

A psychothriller writer’s descent into delightful madness.


Day 1: I Signed Up for This Chaos Voluntarily

NaNoWriMo has begun, which means I have officially re-entered my annual tradition of making November my problem. (I"m technically following NovNov with ProWriting Aid, but who is keeping track?)

I opened my laptop at 6:03 a.m., all bright-eyed and optimistic, like a golden retriever about to learn what thunder is.

The plan: write a crisp, focused psychological thriller.

The reality: I spent 20...

Letters to the Future Self (Written in Fog) If you’re reading this a year

If you’re reading this a year from now, congratulations—you made it past the mess that was me.

I’m writing to you in fog. The kind that clings to the glass and blurs the world just enough to make everything seem softer, almost merciful. There’s a cup of coffee beside me going cold (of course there is), a candle that keeps guttering, and that same half-hearted playlist looping in the background.

I’m not sure what we expect you to find here—warnings, maybe. Wishes. Proof that I tried. These...

The Year That Almost Ate Me (And the Spells That Saved Me) This was the

This was the year that tried to swallow me whole.

Deadlines with teeth. Expectations with claws. Coffee cups multiplying like gremlins on my desk. Somewhere around March, I realized I was no longer living the year—I was being consumed by it, one anxious bite at a time.

Every time I thought I’d found my footing, the ground politely turned to quicksand. The calendar flipped faster than I could cross things off. My inbox started breeding like rabbits. And still I kept saying yes—yes to new...

Celtic Lore: The Samhain Mysteries (As told by someone who’s already warded

(As told by someone who’s already warded the doors… twice)

When the wind turns sharp and the world smells faintly of apples, smoke, and something older than both… you’ll know Samhain has arrived.

Forget the commercial Halloween gloss. Samhain (pronounced SOW-in) is the ancient Celtic New Year—the threshold where one season dies, another stirs, and everything that lingers between gets a say.

For those of us born with old magic in our blood, it’s not just a holiday. It’s a reckoning.

A time of...

Masks, Monsters, and Mischief: The Other Side of Halloween Traditions

Halloween isn’t about pretending to be someone else.

It’s about finally being allowed to try.

Once a year, the world gives us permission to experiment—to wear the crown, the claws, the cape, or the chaos—and nobody asks for an explanation. Maybe that’s why I’ve always loved this season: it’s the one night we can step into a story without apology.


The Art of Becoming Someone Else


Long before we turned October into a carnival of candy and costumes, the ancient Celts wore disguises at Samhain to...

Halloween at Crumbleton Manor: Ghosts, Sarcasm, and Snacks The Manor on a

The Manor on a Moonlit October Night

You know you’re in for a strange Halloween when your “Party Planning Committee” includes a Victorian ghost who quotes Poe, a sarcastic paranormal blogger, a snack engineer perpetually at war with ghostly sock thieves, a gothic séance aficionado, and a resident prankster who’s mostly transparent—literally and figuratively.

It’s Maggie’s idea, obviously. Content is king and nothing says “viral blog post” like staging the ultimate haunted house party at...

Why Writers Love October (Even When Our Deadlines Haunt Us) Writers love to

Writers love to pretend October is a calm, aesthetic month—

all flickering candles, pumpkin spice, and productive creativity under amber light.

But let’s be honest.

October isn’t calm.

It’s beautiful chaos wrapped in a flannel scarf.


The Season of Pumpkin-Spiced Panic

There’s something about that first crisp breeze that makes every writer say,

“This is the month I finally finish my draft.”

Cut to two weeks later, and we’re surrounded by fall-scented candles, half-empty caramel coffee mugs, and...

The Dark Origins of Halloween Traditions Before plastic pumpkins and

Before plastic pumpkins and fun-sized candy bars, Halloween was less about sugar rushes and more about surviving the night when the veil thinned. The old Celts didn’t throw costume parties for fun—they dressed to confuse spirits that roamed the countryside. Every modern decoration, ritual, and sugar-coated indulgence has roots sunk deep into the dark soil of folklore. Let’s lift the mask and peer at where these traditions really come from.


Jack-o’-Lanterns: The Face of Fear


Long before pumpkins...

The Dark Magic of Samhain: How Celtic Traditions Shaped Modern Halloween

Today, Halloween means candy corn, dollar-store cobwebs, and costumes ranging from terrifying to “why is that vampire wearing Crocs?” But before plastic skeletons hit the shelves of every big-box store, there was Samhain—the ancient Celtic festival that marked the end of harvest and the beginning of the dark half of the year.

And trust me, the Celts didn’t play around with their spooky season.

Samhain was more than bonfires and disguises; it was a sacred threshold. A time when the veil between...

The Art of Sarcasm as Ghost Repellent Some people pack holy water, silver

Some people pack holy water, silver bullets, or sage bundles when heading into a haunted house. Maggie Hawkins, heroine of The Haunting of Crumbleton Manor, packs something far more dangerous: sarcasm. While most ghost hunters would be fumbling with salt circles, Maggie is rolling her eyes and muttering snark under her breath—and somehow, it works.

At first glance, this looks like pure comedy. After all, who fights a centuries-old wraith with a wisecrack about modern technology? But humor has...

Haunted Houses 101: From Crumbleton to Castle Ruins Not all houses come

Not all houses come with good insulation. Some come with ghosts.

Forget granite countertops and energy-efficient windows—if you really want a property with character, you’ll need rattling chains, whispering corridors, and a portrait whose eyes definitely moved when you weren’t looking. Haunted houses have been captivating (and terrifying) people for centuries. They appear in folklore, fiction, and, if you’re Maggie Hawkins in The Haunting of Crumbleton Manor, they also come with sarcastic...

The Ghosts Who Didn’t RSVP: Forgotten Spirits in Scottish Lore (and

Ghosts are the worst at social etiquette. They never RSVP, show up late, and if they do bring snacks, it’s usually something cursed from 1692. In my latest short story, The Haunting of Crumbleton Manor, Maggie Hawkins discovers this first-hand when Lady Eleanor and Barnabas (resident freeloaders of the spectral variety) decide to crash her Halloween special. Between Barnabas’s sarcasm and Lady Eleanor’s flair for monologues, Maggie quickly learns that forgotten spirits rarely knock before...

So You Think You Know Fantasy?   A Deeply Nerdy (and Slightly Sarcastic)

Fantasy. The word alone conjures images of dragons, glowing swords, and possibly a very tired girl with a Chosen One complex. But fantasy isn’t just one big bubbling cauldron of magic and medieval cosplay—it’s a sprawling kingdom with many, many districts, each more enchantingly chaotic than the last.

Some are all ancient prophecy and dramatic cloaks. Others involve cursed coffee shops, murder horses, or enchanted goats who judge your life choices. Fantasy is a genre with range.

And yet, when...

Mermaids, Selkies, and Kelpies—Oh My! A Deep Dive into Watery Troublemakers

If you had to strike a magical bargain with one water-dwelling creature, who’s your best bet? A fish-tailed flirt with a song for every emotion? A shape-shifting seal who leaves emotional wreckage like seaweed on the tide? Or a sleek horse with murder in its eyes and a loyalty problem?

Today, we're diving deep (possibly too deep) into the folklore swirl of mermaids, selkies, and kelpies—three aquatic beings who’ve haunted coastal legends, shipwrecked stories, and probably a few regrettable...